We want you to be happy with your purchase and shopping experience, if for any reason you are unsatisfied with your purchase, send it it back! Please be fair with us too; All returns must be made with in thirty (30) days from item(s) original purchase date and in their original condition.
All returns or exchanges should be returned in there original form including tags and packaging. If you got too excited and cut the tags off, fair enough, we will only charge a small restocking fee for items that need some love going back into inventory. We will not however, accept returned items that have been worn, damaged, thrown on stage at a rock concert, trashed at a party (you wouldn't believe this story if we told you), etc. Sounds crazy but some of our customers really are rock stars and there's a reason we had to write this message.
We get it, you are buying online and weren't able to try it on or see it in person. Contact us within three (3) business days of your item(s) original purchase so that we can help get it right the next time. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
RETURN & EXCHANGE SHIPPING.
We can not be responsible for any shipping errors, damages, or missing items. Please send your return(s) or exchange(s) using a shipping method that provides tracking to ensure safe delivery...and the ability to blame the shipping company and not us :)
DAMAGED OR MISSING ITEMS
We inspect all orders before shipping but in the rare chance you have received a damaged or missing item from your order, we are truly embarrassed, please notify us within three (3) business days so that we may correct the issue and beg for your forgiveness.
If you're mad, drunk, or just having a bad day, please cool down before you contact us...unless you're a funny drunk. Otherwise we not only welcome your constructive feedback, we encourage it! We are always looking for ways to improve, contact us anytime to send us your thoughts, suggestions, ideas, or feedback. We also welcome funny jokes, meme's, and party invites...just sayin. Email: email@example.com